Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
UGLY: Your daughter has them.

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
UGLY: You're in them.

Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a crossdresser.
UGLY: He looks better than you.

Good: Your son's finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
UGLY: So are you.

Good: You give the birds and bees speech to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
UGLY: With corrections.

Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
UGLY: She's a lawyer.

Good: You came home for a quickie.
Bad: The postman had the same idea.
UGLY: You have to wait.


Do people think this joke is too un-politically correct? There are alot of things I come across in life which make me wonder how other people would respond.

I have no life because school has consumed it.

Current Mood: pensive

I love reading everyone's journals and hearing about their lives. It makes me feel like people aren't quite so far away.

I'm in Texas. It's really really hot here. X_X I want snow.

The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDf)


Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They're conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you're very choosy with your affections anyway. You'd absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.


Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You're already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.


ALWAYS AVOID: The 5-Night Stand, The False Messiah, The Hornivore, The Last Man on Earth

CONSIDER: The Loverboy

The amount of work I have this week is going to kill me...YAY FOR ALL NIGHTERS AND COFFEE!!! x_X

OH YES! It worked! Ok cool, Hello everyone! I'm on live journal now, it's a crazy place...I hope you are all having a wonderful day.

Is this thing working? I am getting horribly confused trying to use this website...someone should re-design it.

HI!!! I'm on Live journal! Is it sad that I've just recently heard of this thing?

I'm on live journal! Yay!